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Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail... Sep. 10th, 2007 @ 02:29 am
You know, it's far too late to be making journal entries.  I should be in bed.

Mulch, mulch, mulch, mulch, dead grass makes better soil. Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 09:15 pm
The subject line is something I actually heard once, in a museum.  It was sang to the tune of "Row, Row, Row your Boat".  I forgot the first verse, but the subject line was the second.  Now, the only other thing that I remember is that the last word of the first verse did not rhyme with "soil", and I remember thinking, "They couldn't do any better than this?"  I mean, if there's no rhyme, it's not really a song at all.  It's just a paragraph.  I'd have learned more about mulch by eating it than by listening to that travesty of a song.  If I was drowning in an industrial vat of mulch (after infiltrating a secret warehouse owned by Poison Ivy), would that song save my life?  Probably.  But if it didn't, then I would know sweet, sweet justification, and it would taste so good.  Kind of like dead grass, even.

I just bought Heroes (Season 1) on DVD yesterday.  It's an awesome show.  I've already seen the whole first season, but I definitely wanted to own it, and even watch it again before the new season starts.  The set is okay, although I'd have to say I was hoping for more.  Plus, it's a digi-pack, rather than a slim-case set, which I believe to be more preferable.  I love the slim-case box set style because it's so easy to use, and displaying it looks cool as well.  For instance, I have X-Files season 1 in slim-cases (for those that may care, the X-Files was recently re-released in slim-case sets and are now reasonably priced) and it's just set amongst my other DVDs.  I'd say that looks much better than a huge box-set.  Plus, I hate unfolding the digi-pack, because you need a large flat (cleared off) surface, or superhuman agility.  Still, the 7 disc set is pretty small, because the discs are set two deep, which is fine by me.  Special features could have been quite a bit more amazing, but at least there were some.  Topping all that is the fact that it's an awesome show, well worth living with its few modest shortcomings.

Well, I'd best mosey, what with having to work tomorrow and all.  I reckon that it'll be right busy come sun-up.  G'day folks.

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Sometimes I wonder if we sort too soon... Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 10:50 am
Ack, my eyeballs hurt.  They have been hurting for the past 24 hours.  I'm not sure why, either.  It's like when you've been straining to look at something really hard, then your eyes hurt?  Yeah, that.  Worse, maybe.  I don't know if it has anything to do with my glasses, but I'd wager it does.  I was watching some TV last night, and it was making my eyes hurt so much I had to take my glasses off.  Of course, then they felt fine, for about 30 minutes.  Then they were sore again.  It's just so irritating, because like, how can a damn eye be sore anyway?  It's weird.  Plus it's giving me a headache.  Damnit.  You know, I'll just take some aspirin.  Maybe it'll take care of the headache and the eyes.  A double-whammy.  Sweet.

Other than my annoying eyes, everything is on the level.  It's monday, which means what I don't know.  I don't have to work today, at least.  I do have to open tomorrow, though.  Opening on a Tuesday super-sucks, because all the new movies come out on tuesday.  So when I open the store at 10am, we already have a line of like ten people outside, waiting to get their nerd on.  They're bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.  Plus they're always like "HAY GUY HAY YO HAY HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MOVIE MAN HAY?"  And I'm like, "Naw, man.  I don't watch movies."  And they're like "HAY WHAT YOU DONT WATCH MOVIES HAY YO?  YOU WORK IN A VIDEO STORE HAY MAN!  YO MAN HAY YOU SHOULD GET A NEW JOB HAY!"  This has been an insanely accurate recreation of a conversation with a customer at my store.  My saying that I don't watch movies isn't entirely true, sure, but it might as well be.  What I should say is that "I don't watch movies that you watch."  Because I've been there for like two years now, right?  Well, after two years, it's like, everything looks the same.  I see movies come out, and they look like a hundred movies before them.  So I don't watch those movies, which everyone else in this town watches.  Occasionally there will be a unique movie released, and that I will watch, and most likely enjoy, and most likely recommend to others, what's more.  Customers don't often rent these movies, though.  Like Black Snake Moan, for example.  Excellent movie.  Yesterday, a customer was like, "I need a really good movie, can you recommend one?"  I'm like, "Sure can, check out Black Snake Moan, it's excellent."  I explain the plot.  She says, "Ah...  Maybe not that one.  Do you have any Wild Hogs in?!"  Inside, I secretly hope we do, so that I can inflict it upon her.  But then again, she'll probably like it.  Ah well.

Good stuffs.  Well, today I think I'm going to just chill out.  Maybe put in a job app online for the grocery store I work next to.  They're union jobs, they pay like 15 bucks an hour, which is braggable.  Other than that, I'll probably just hang around, maybe play my Xbox360 before it collects too much dust.  Good day folks.
Current Mood: sleepy

I'm no slave to the subject line, I'll have you know... Aug. 24th, 2007 @ 12:04 am
Superbad rocked hard.  Everyone should see it four times a day. 
Current Mood: happy
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» I'm concerned by the fact that I can't spell yacht. Oh wait, I just did.
Just got back from me mam's, we had some brunch and then I went over to her apartment for awhile to see the new back deck, which is now adorned with a slew of new wind chimes.  Neat, but it's a hot stuff day, completely lacking in the breeze department, so they were mostly for show.  Still nice to be able to go over there and just relax for awhile, though.  I think I ended up napping on the couch, which can happen alarmingly fast if you're not vigilant.  Now I'm home for a mo', then it's off to the mall with my friend Tom, which is sure to be pulse-pounding thrill ride of non-stop action.  Then we're off to see Superbad, which I secretly believe will be super good, though I can't be certain.  Here's hoping.  Good day.
» Moderately asleep.

So today I'm going to go have lunch with my mom.  That should be pretty cool.  She's pleased that I helped her find a new car (her old one having been totalled in an accident a few weeks ago).  I get along with my mom really well now.  Years ago, when I used to live with her, we didn't get along so well.  I guess it's just distance.  Being farther away from someone really helps, from what I can tell.  If I ever get married, I'm moving to China by myself, we'll be sure to have a great marriage.  Oh, I got it all figured out.

My dad's been home all week because he has about a month vacation time that he's having to use before he loses is.  That's the way it works in the military, I guess.  Anyway, he's been using the time to catch up on his schoolwork.  He is taking internet courses for his B.A., and the two he's enrolled in this quarter are giving him an awful time, it would seem.  I do declare that it would be a real travesty if I had to take off work for something as depressing as finishing my homework.  Then again, lacking experience in the matter, I'm really not qualified to say, I suppose.  I wish I was qualified, because that would mean that I am in school again, which I would love.  I'd really like to start taking some classes, but I never seem to be able to get over the speedbumps, which are mostly in my mind, I'd guess.  This summer I've gotten farther than ever before at enrolling, but the hurdle that grounded me this time was having to talk to the old man about financials.  More specifically, if I can't get financial aid, can I count on him for any support?  I'd wager no, just because he'd reckon that I should pay for the classes myself.  Which would be fine, except for the fact that I just bought a new computer, and now I have a $700 credit card bill to pay off.  I'd like to pay it off quickly, to avoid high interest rates, which means that as all my money is going to that, I wouldn't be able to ferret away the nigh thousand dollars needed to pay for classes.  So, it looks like I'll be waiting a bit more.  This is fairly unacceptable, but I suppose I can wait one more quarter.  After all, I've been waiting five years already.

So, I'll call that a post for today.  I'd best be on the road if I'm going to make it to Port Orchard by 1:00pm.  Good day.


» Not quite dead.

Hello again, friends!  As it happens, earlier this eve I was perusing the internets, as I often do, when I happened across the LiveJournal website.  Remembering that I used to have some sort of journal-ish stuff written here, I decided to revisit what I had written in my journal to date.  It's an odd feeling, definitely, to flick through one's past in text format.  Once I got the hang of it, though, I read through the whole thing.  Needless to say, I was mostly amused at my own cleverness.  But of course, how couldn't I be?  I also realized that it was nice to be able to look over the past few years of my life and see the roads I wandered that have led me to where I am.  Plus, writing hones the mind, and that's never a bad thing.  Unless, of course, your mind is already incredibly sharp, and you're worried that any more sharpening would cause your brain to poke a hole through your forehead.  Which is inadvisable (mostly).  

So let's catch up.  Why not start with work?  Because work sucks, that's why.  But we're going to do it anyway, since work is the boss of me, and demands that we start with it.  I work at Blockbuster Video.  Well, one of them, anyway.  I've been there for slightly longer than two years now.  I'm a shift manager, which is a nice way of saying "Blockbuster's Bitch", which would be significantly more accurate.  Not that it's a bad job, really.  Nor a good one.  It is simply a job.  It could be worse, true.  Besides, I like working with the public anyway, it's hilarious.  How so, you ask?  Well, I've noticed a interesting trend: most people are, in all honestly, quite dim-witted.  Perhaps it's just the fact that it's a video store, and that attracts all the less than bright folk, but it's uncanny how many people will walk into my store with their mouth hanging open.  So, that makes me laugh.  The job itself is far from challenging, but at least it's a paycheck.  My only real complaint is that the job requires no thought, and I often find myself zoned-out and just completing appointed tasks mechanically, while my brain is off jet-skiing, which is very cool of it to do.  I come home and I can't bear to watch TV, because I've already spent eight hours not thinking.  That's my only real complaint.  Everything else about the job is just mildly irritating.  Which is pretty damn sweet, in relation to past jobs.

Aside from my job, I've been doing short films with my friend.  We've made two so far, which are moderately funny, in my humble opinion.  They're fun to do, and really only take a day to film, so it's a cool thing to do over the weekend.  I've written one myself, though I am loathe to actually film it, lest I see that it is utterly abysmal and all my carefully constructed illusions about my writing talent will vanish nigh instantly.  Still, I'm sure we'll get around to shooting it sooner or later.  At least the shoot will be fun, they always are.  That's mostly all I keep up to, though.  Not a thrill a minute, but by no means dull.  It works for me, and that's more than enough.

So, that's the gist!  I shall make most noble attempts to continue updating this long-forgotten journal, which I now wonder if anyone will even see.  That's not the point, though, is it.  The point is I'll be able to see it, so many years down the line, when I'm far away from where I am now.  Who knows, maybe I'll even laugh.  Hah!

So, to any readers who have remained faithful over the years, please now consider yourself well-informed on the doings of me.  Good day. 


» I have been inspired, as it were.
Okay, Katie inspired me to read a little bit over my old journal, and find some interesting quotes. I have a few that I thought I would share.

Obviously, my accomplishment is overshadowed by my sister's big news, but that's okay with me. I've always been the one in the shadows, and I've grown rather fond of it.

I notice that I laugh alot, at odd times. But that's not too bad. Actually, I rather enjoy it. Ye gods, deliver me from this maddness, whatever has created it.

Today, like so many days before it, was a bad day. Yet it is, like so many days before it, laced with good.

Flirting with disaster, and so close to being engulfed by it. Yet I always seem to slip away relatively unscathed. Ironic, in a sick little way. Now, here's the tricky part. Am I lucky, or am I damned?

And she just kept on reading, tearing apart all the fragile illusions I have built for myself. I felt bad. I've been deceived. Me, of all people! Ha! Perhaps I was so enthralled with the prospect of actually having accomplished something, I didn't see it for what it really is. A sham. Ah well.

I hold no illusions of persecution from God-like beings. It just seems like a reasonable explanation to an unreasonable problem. Whatever. I'll take what I can get.

I don't question whether or not I can accomplish this; I question what I must do to attain it.

No one I know really believes in who I am at all. It just seems like an act to them. The sheer irony in this is staggering. I come out of the shell of everyday life that so many live in, and I see past this nonsensical existance, into the true meaning of life. And this is what they see as an act.
» A little more insight into that fascinating creature called me.
Daimon Quark: dude fuk man i dun wanna go to court and find a new job and go to school and have a whol fuckload of people look at me and be like "do something for christ's sake" that shit is fuked up and goddamn dude thats all i get nowadays
beerkeg G: take court out
beerkeg G: and welcome to my life
beerkeg G: a normal life
beerkeg G: pussy get off your ass
beerkeg G: or i will rule you
beerkeg G: i lawyer
Daimon Quark: shit man, i dunno. I don't really want a normal life, I don't think. :-\ Don't you ever hate it?
beerkeg G: well it makes your time off be that much more worth it
beerkeg G: kinda makes you appreciate shit more
beerkeg G: inturn
beerkeg G: making everything else
beerkeg G: feel better
beerkeg G: i rule you
Daimon Quark: But there really isn't any time off.... Maybe time off of work, but never time off from people watching.
beerkeg G: sure
beerkeg G: at home
beerkeg G: like right now
beerkeg G: only a lot less
beerkeg G: but it will feel better when you get it
Daimon Quark: Well, I mean, I had a job, and I wasn't looking at court, and all these things, they weren't here. And I still had all the shit. I want to move to El Paso or something where no one will find me, and just live in a run down apartment. I just wish that everyone had someone else to pay attention to.
beerkeg G: stop talking like the ugly girl in class
beerkeg G: dipshit snap out of it
beerkeg G: you held chron and got pulled over
beerkeg G: don't blaze anymore
beerkeg G: take up budlight
beerkeg G: once a week
beerkeg G: study work
beerkeg G: wait til spring break for drunk white bitches
beerkeg G: done
beerkeg G: 8-)
Daimon Quark: No, dude. Fuck court, I could care less. Going to jail doesn't sound half bad, at least I would have some peace and quiet.
beerkeg G: ugly girl in class
beerkeg G: is your new name
Daimon Quark: It's really not about that. It's just about the people around me. My mother, brother, and sister. They all look at me, because I'm a natural leader, I guess, and they need someone to guide them. But I don't want to, I want my own life. But I don't think I'm going to get one.
Daimon Quark: But yeah, you are right, I should shut up, suck it up, drink a beer or something.
» (No Subject)
Confusion never stops,
closing walls and ticking clocks


To put a cherry on all the things that have happened lately, I was fired yesterday. Shit. I'll most likely post about this later.

Broken branches trip me as I speed
» P.S.
If anyone knows of a website where I might be able to find the facts of the Kennedy Assassination, it would be very helpful. Every site I go to is just trying to make you believe in this or that conspiracy. How frustrating. Hurg.
» Well, what do ya know?
I founnd this on a website when I was researching the Kennedy Assassination, which I plan to put into the story I am working on. It read as follows:

"The United States of America has been, and remains, the finest and most warm-hearted country in the world. Much like the tragic events of September 11, 2001, the dastardly deeds outlined in this website, were brought about by very few people, all seeking to inflict their will on the people of the United States.

That cannot be allowed."

Maybe it's just me, perhaps I read that the wrong way. But, it seems like a small group of people with a different set of beliefs from that of the majority aren't seeking to bring about change, they are seeking to inflict their will. Funny, I feel like George Bush's will is inflicted upon me daily. But that seems to be allowed freely.

Goddamn dictator running this country... What's happened to this, what used to be one of the greatest countries in the world? I fear that Jon has been right all along.
» Fiber?
Well, it's been awhile since my last post. Been busy with this, that, and this, ya know. Anywho, right now I'm at work, about to get on the phones. I've had about 8 hours of sleep in the past 60 hours, so I'm tired as hell. I blame Moses for this. In any case, yesterday was my first day taking Federal Government calls. Also was my first day of taking Key Corporate calls. And let me tell you... Good God the government is retarded and stupid and really stupid and then even a bit more stupid than that. I don't want to talk to them, because, well, they are all stupid dork idiot jerks, as I previously stated. I don't know if I can emphasize this enough. Oh wait... I think I have. Okay, good.

As for the arrested thing, well, I have a trial date in late February. That's super lame, but hell. It's my own fault in any case. So, I will have to face the consequences of my decisions in front of a jury. I would probably feel a little better about it if there was no jury. But I guess that's just how they do things. In any case, it's still a ways into the future. So lets not get too deep on it right now.

Christmas is approaching. I just got my paycheck, and almost all of it is going towards Christmas. Gah, this time of year is friggen' expensive. Not to mention the worst part of all: I have no idea what to buy anyone! Curse you, walkman. In any case, I assume that I'll just wander about a mall aimlessly until I find certian items that tickle my fancy. That would be easier than thinking, trust me. Hopefully I can find a musicbox that plays that stupid Coldplay song that's always stuck in my head. I don't know it's name, but I'm sure all the other human beings do. But yeah, it would be a cool presant.

I'm leaving now. Work to pretend to do, and all.
» The Exodus continues...
Now my job found out about all this shit, and so they will most likely fire me, unless the state will drop all charges, which is not fucking happening. So, yeah, right now it's just getting piled on. Ah well. Such is life.
» (No Subject)
Open your computer's music player, set it to random, write the Artists and Titles of the first ten songs that play.
No cheating, however embarrassing they are. If you are ashamed they shouldn't be on your computer!
If you have shameful songs, just hope they don't come up.

Prosthetics - Slipknot
Porcelain - Moby
Man of Constant Sorrow - Tyminski Brothers
Bad Religion - Godsmack
Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies
Run Through the Jungle - Creedance Clearwater Revival
Mobscene - Marilyn Manson
The Backround - Third Eye Blind
Prison Sex - Tool
Make Me Bad - Korn

****

So, right now I'm out on bail. Last night I was arrested and brought up on charges of possesion with intent to distribute. I spent about 8 hours in county jail before I made bail. Now I need to get ahold of my lawyer, because this is going to Superior Court. I could even be looking at up to three years of prison.

I wasn't scared when the cops pulled up on us. I wasn't scared when they cuffed me and read me my rights. I wasn't scared when they threw me in a cell that was the size of a cramped bathroom. And I'm not scared to go to court. I'm not scared of anything anymore. My only concerns now are my family, and how they are going to live without me having my job and taking care of bills.

This shouldn't be too bad, in the end. It is my first offence, and I have no previous criminal record. I don't think this should be a felony. But that's how they are charging it. So, fuck it. I'll just have to live with that. Hopefully I will get out of this with a probabion, community service, and fines. But who knows how the chips will fall.

My friends were there, too. I told the cops that it was mine. My friends got off with a warning. They went back to my house, and talked to my mother. She was heartbroken. She called my father, and he helped to post bail, along with my grandmother. She's been so worried. I can't really help her with that, I can't stop her from worrying. Besides, I've been pretty busy worrying about myself.

The most important fact here is that these are the consequences of my choices. I made the decisions that led me to this point. Therefore, I must now walk the path that I have chosen. The path has certianly taken an unexpected twist, but such is life. As my father would say, "A man is not judged on his merits in times of ease. The true measure of a man can only be found in times of great sorrow and despair."

Yeah, I'd say this is a pretty good fucking example of a time of great sorrow and despair.
» Let's go Voltron force!
You scored as Voltron. Take it back to the original morphing mechanical thingies. Voltron could so lay the smack down on those gay little Power Rangers.

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I am going to a play. My friend Ray is putting on a show tonight at our local community centre. I can't quite remember what show it is, but it is rumoured (by Ray) to be very good. He's directing and starring lead role, so it should be great. He's very focused towards drama and theatre, and this can't be a bad thing for someone putting on a show. I'm looking forward to seeing it.

Andrew got it in his head to try and set me up with someone. Andrew's really cool, but gah, there are few things I hate more than being told what to do, led to it, then evaluated while doing so. Plus, I'd rather hook 'em myself, because, let's face it: I am just that freakin' good. Blind dates are the devil, because it's always like, "Oh... Well... Everyone seems to think that I belong with you..." Which, while funny, is fairly true. But I guess I shouldn't be worrying about it, because it's not a blind date: it's a "group hang". (I made the mistake of watching The O.C. with Jen and Andrew, please excersise caution while viewing this program.) Well, I suppose it will be fun, all in all. Because, well, it's me. And I have fun. Always. Except at work.

I just drank what is called an "Ultimate Norm" which I got from Coffee Guy. I don't know if I am sick or tired or wired or what. I think I feel everything. This was definatly not worth $5, though. What a rip-off. Maybe I'll go beat him with my jittery arms.

Too much caffination, I'm thinking. Well, time for me to go do my 50 mile run.
» Just another day, chillin' in the hood...
So, it's Thursday. Which means back to work. Which means crippling depression. Okay, okay, perhaps I am being a bit severe. It's not like my job is hard; far from it, actually. I probably have one of the easiest jobs in the history of slacker-dom. However, maybe this is the problem itself. I really don't face any challenges at work, besides finding the motivation to actually come in. After working here one month, you've know how to handle nearly any problem. After two months, you know exactly what to expect from each call by the first minute and a half. And after three months, well... That's when the days just start flying by, and you lose all sense of time. You may even forget you are alive for a time. It's like sitting still while the entire world zooms about you at a fast-forwarded pace. Another swap, another master reset, another bill adjustment. The monotiny drowns out any resemblance of humanity. I can't wait till I find the willpower to make myself attend college, and finally start my studies in writing. Those will be the days.

So, aside from that tangent, things are pretty good. Gettin' some phat holiday pay this check, yo. That's gonna be swell. I'll probably go out and buy something fanciful, because that's how I do it. I was considering getting a sly new derby, but I'm not sure. Those are kinda hard to pull off, and I would need a longer coat, methinks. Maybe I'll just get some new shoes. Not that mine aren't cool. They've got these rips in 'em, and when I walk, I can hear the Doogie Houser theme song. Which is swicked.

Saw Spider-Man 2. I wouldn't say it was as good as the first one, even though I think it was, technically. Um, wait, that sounds confusing. Let me rephrase. I was unsatisfied with the ending, to the point that it brought the movie down. What they did in the last 30 minutes could have been done so much more gracefully. But that's my only qualm. Oh, and can he stop taking his mask off, for fuck's sake.

That's all I gots to say about that. Time to hit the phones. With a hammer.
» Sure, 56 doesn't sound like too much to you, but I'm only one man, for God's sake.
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I'm fuckin' gifted.

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